It's time to swipe the v card, bro
Anything is not a bad thing
You are not one of the guys...
I hear you have pussy problems
Don't make me start without you
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
Czech me out eating this cock
She takes heavy duty usage
Pretty, but extremely dirty
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
She's in hypersexual drive
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
You should change your name
Young meat is cougar feast
Mom said we have to bond
A date with a damn fine ass
I wanna multiply naked, sir
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
She calls it dedication
Don't leave me hanging like your dad