You are not one of the guys...
You bend the rules and they bend you
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
It's time to swipe the v card, bro
She's in hypersexual drive
Pretty, but extremely dirty
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
She calls it dedication
Young meat is cougar feast
Czech me out eating this cock
You should change your name
You have your prioritits
Don't make me start without you
She takes heavy duty usage
Mom said we have to bond
A date with a damn fine ass
I wanna multiply naked, sir