It's time to swipe the v card, bro
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
Don't make me start without you
She's in hypersexual drive
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
Czech me out eating this cock
Young meat is cougar feast
You should change your name
You are not one of the guys...
A date with a damn fine ass
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
I wanna multiply naked, sir
She calls it dedication
You bend the rules and they bend you
Mom said we have to bond
She takes heavy duty usage
I hear you have pussy problems
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
Pretty, but extremely dirty