You are not one of the guys...
You should change your name
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
You have your prioritits
She calls it dedication
A date with a damn fine ass
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
I wanna multiply naked, sir
Czech me out eating this cock
She takes heavy duty usage
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
You bend the rules and they bend you
Mom said we have to bond
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
Young meat is cougar feast
Pretty, but extremely dirty
It's time to swipe the v card, bro
She's in hypersexual drive
Don't make me start without you