Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
You bend the rules and they bend you
A date with a damn fine ass
I hear you have pussy problems
Pretty, but extremely dirty
She's in hypersexual drive
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
Don't make me start without you
She takes heavy duty usage
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
Czech me out eating this cock
You should change your name
I wanna multiply naked, sir
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
Mom said we have to bond
Young meat is cougar feast
You are not one of the guys...
It's time to swipe the v card, bro
She calls it dedication