You are not one of the guys...
I hear you have pussy problems
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
Czech me out eating this cock
She takes heavy duty usage
She's in hypersexual drive
You should change your name
Pretty, but extremely dirty
Don't make me start without you
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
You bend the rules and they bend you
Mom said we have to bond
It's time to swipe the v card, bro
A date with a damn fine ass
She calls it dedication
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
I wanna multiply naked, sir
Young meat is cougar feast