You are not one of the guys...
You bend the rules and they bend you
Mom said we have to bond
She calls it dedication
A date with a damn fine ass
Pretty, but extremely dirty
It's time to swipe the v card, bro
Young meat is cougar feast
You should change your name
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
She's in hypersexual drive
You have your prioritits
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
Don't make me start without you
Czech me out eating this cock
She takes heavy duty usage
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
I wanna multiply naked, sir
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
Buttfucking is rarely elegant