You bend the rules and they bend you
Mom said we have to bond
You should change your name
Czech me out eating this cock
Young meat is cougar feast
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
She's in hypersexual drive
I wanna multiply naked, sir
Don't make me start without you
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
You are not one of the guys...
She calls it dedication
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
She takes heavy duty usage
You have your prioritits
Pretty, but extremely dirty
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
It's time to swipe the v card, bro
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
A date with a damn fine ass