You bend the rules and they bend you
Young meat is cougar feast
Czech me out eating this cock
She calls it dedication
You have your prioritits
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
A date with a damn fine ass
I wanna multiply naked, sir
You are not one of the guys...
Don't make me start without you
It's time to swipe the v card, bro
Pretty, but extremely dirty
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
She takes heavy duty usage
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
She's in hypersexual drive
You should change your name
Mom said we have to bond
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test