It's time to swipe the v card, bro
She calls it dedication
You are not one of the guys...
Mom said we have to bond
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
Don't make me start without you
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
She takes heavy duty usage
You bend the rules and they bend you
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
She's in hypersexual drive
You should change your name
Czech me out eating this cock
Young meat is cougar feast
I hear you have pussy problems
Pretty, but extremely dirty
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
I wanna multiply naked, sir
A date with a damn fine ass