You bend the rules and they bend you
A date with a damn fine ass
Don't make me start without you
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
Pretty, but extremely dirty
You have your prioritits
Czech me out eating this cock
She calls it dedication
Mom said we have to bond
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
You should change your name
She's in hypersexual drive
I wanna multiply naked, sir
She takes heavy duty usage
You are not one of the guys...
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
Young meat is cougar feast
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
It's time to swipe the v card, bro