You are not one of the guys...
It's time to swipe the v card, bro
I hear you have pussy problems
A date with a damn fine ass
You bend the rules and they bend you
She's in hypersexual drive
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
Czech me out eating this cock
Don't make me start without you
She calls it dedication
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
Mom said we have to bond
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
You should change your name
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
Young meat is cougar feast
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
Pretty, but extremely dirty
She takes heavy duty usage
I wanna multiply naked, sir