You are not one of the guys...
You bend the rules and they bend you
Pretty, but extremely dirty
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
A date with a damn fine ass
I wanna multiply naked, sir
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
You should change your name
She calls it dedication
It's time to swipe the v card, bro
I will take it all in
She's in hypersexual drive
Young meat is cougar feast
Czech me out eating this cock
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
You have your prioritits
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
She takes heavy duty usage
Don't make me start without you
Such a gentleman, aren't we?